And this is what he says in PUBLIC!
Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me “old,” when I would NEVER call him “short and fat?” Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend – and maybe someday that will happen!
5:48 PM – Nov 11, 2017 · Vietnam
Mike Pompeo is doing a great job, I am very proud of him. His predecessor, Rex Tillerson, didn’t have the mental capacity needed. He was dumb as a rock and I couldn’t get rid of him fast enough. He was lazy as hell.
1:02 PM – Dec 7, 2018
Every time I speak of the haters and losers I do so with great love and affection. They cannot help the fact that they were born fucked up!
5:21 PM – Sep 28, 2014
How amazing, the State Health Director who verified copies of Obama’s “birth certificate” died in plane crash today. All others lived.
2:32 PM – Dec 12, 2013
Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?
3:23 AM – Jun 4, 2014
….Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius….and a very stable genius at that!
5:30 AM – Jan 6, 2018
The FAKE NEWS media (failing @nytimes, @NBCNews, @ABC, @CBS, @CNN) is not my enemy, it is the enemy of the American People!
2:48 PM – Feb 17, 2017
If the morons who killed all of those people at Charlie Hebdo would have just waited, the magazine would have folded – no money, no success!
7:13 AM – Jan 14, 2015
On Kim Kardashian: “Does she have a good body? No. Does she have a fat ass? Absolutely.” [Feb. 6, 2013]
On Carly Fiorina : “Look at that face. Would anybody vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president? I mean, she’s a woman, and I’m not supposed to say bad things, but really, folks, come on.” [Sept. 9, 2015]
I refuse to call Megyn Kelly a bimbo, because that would not be politically correct. Instead I will only call her a lightweight reporter!
4:44 AM – Jan 27, 2016
On Rosie O’Donnell: “If I were running The View, I’d fire Rosie O’Donnell. I mean, I’d look at her right in that fat, ugly face of hers, I’d say, ‘Rosie, you’re fired.'” 
Continued: “Rosie’s a person who’s very lucky to have her girlfriend and she better be careful or I’ll send one of my friends over to pick up her girlfriend. Why would she stay with Rosie if she had another choice?” 
Continued: “Can you imagine the parents of Kelli … when she said, ‘Mom, Dad, I just fell in love with a big, fat pig named Rosie?'” [Dec. 29, 2006]
On Stormy Daniels: “Horseface” [Oct. 16, 2018]
On Hillary Clinton: “If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband, what makes her think she can satisfy America?” [April 16, 2015]
On Clinton taking a bathroom break at a Democratic debate: “I know where she went, it’s disgusting, I don’t want to talk about it … No, it’s too disgusting. Don’t say it, it’s disgusting.” [Dec. 21, 2015]
On Mika Brzezinski: “I heard poorly rated @Morning_Joe speaks badly of me (don’t watch anymore). Then how come low I.Q. Crazy Mika, along with Psycho Joe, came to Mar-a-Lago 3 nights in a row around New Year’s Eve, and insisted on joining me. She was bleeding badly from a face-lift. I said no!” [June 29, 2017]
“Such a nasty woman.” [Oct. 19, 2016]
On Omarosa Manigault-Newman: “A crazed, crying lowlife” and a “dog.” [Aug. 14, 2018]
Continued: When you give a crazed, crying lowlife a break, and give her a job at the White House, I guess it just didn’t work out. Good work by General Kelly for quickly firing that dog!
4:31 AM – Aug 14, 2018
On Arianna Huffington: “Unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man — he made a good decision.” [Aug. 28, 2012]
On Lindsay Lohan: “What do you think of Lindsay Lohan? There’s something there, right? But you have to like freckles. I’ve seen a close-up of her chest. And a lot of freckles. Are you into freckles? … She’s probably deeply troubled, and therefore great in bed. How come the deeply troubled women — deeply, deeply troubled — they’re always the best in bed?” 
On Ivanka Trump, his daughter: “She does have a very nice figure … if [she] weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.” [June 4, 2004]
On Bette Midler: “[email protected] talks about my hair but I’m not allowed to talk about her ugly face or body — so I won’t. Is this a double standard?” [Oct. 28, 2012]
“You know, it doesn’t really matter what [the media] write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of a**.” 
“I’ve got to use some Tic Tacs, just in case I start kissing her. You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything … Grab them by the p*ssy. You can do anything.” 
“Oftentimes when I was sleeping with one of the top women in the world I would say to myself, thinking about me as a boy from Queens, ‘Can you believe what I am getting?'” 
On Nancy O’Dell: “I moved on her actually. You know she was down on Palm Beach. I moved on her and I failed. I’ll admit it. I did try and f–ck her. She was married.” 
On Melania Trump, his wife: When asked if he would stay with her if she was disfigured in a car crash: “How do the breasts look?” [April 11, 2005]
“You’ve got to deny, deny, deny and push back on these women. If you admit to anything and any culpability, then you’re dead. … You’ve got to be strong. You’ve got to be aggressive. You’ve got to push back hard. You’ve got to deny anything that’s said about you. Never admit.” [Via Bob Woodward’s Fear: Trump in the White House]
Who wouldn’t take Kate’s picture and make lots of money if she does the nude sunbathing thing. Come on Kate!
11:04 AM – Sep 17, 2012
On Angelina Jolie: “I remember at the Academy Awards a few years ago she was frenching her brother. She was giving her brother lip kisses like I never saw before in my life. And she had just said she made love to Billy Bob Thornton in the back of the limousine on the way over. And I wouldn’t want to shake her hand, by the way.” [October 2007]
I heard poorly rated @Morning_Joe speaks badly of me (don’t watch anymore). Then how come low I.Q. Crazy Mika, along with Psycho Joe, came to Mar-a-Lago 3 nights in a row around New Year’s Eve, and insisted on joining me. She was bleeding badly from a face-lift. I said no!
5:58 AM – Jun 29, 2017
While @BetteMidler is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct.
8:59 AM – Oct 28, 2012
“Nobody has more respect for women than I do. Nobody. Nobody has more respect.” [Oct. 19, 2016]
Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest – and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault
6:37 PM – May 8, 2013
I strongly pressed President Putin twice about Russian meddling in our election. He vehemently denied it. I’ve already given my opinion…..
4:31 AM – Jul 9, 2017
An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that @BarackObama’s birth certificate is a fraud.
1:23 PM – Aug 6, 2012
“@realDonaldTrump: I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, September 11th.”
5:12 PM – Sep 11, 2013
Want more? Just check Drumpf’s Twit feed today… pick a day. Any day. [yes, Drumpf was his family’s original GERMAN last name. Foriegn!! Yikes]