Ever want to see what a CIA Security Background check looks like? Check out mine. (REMOVED)

I have provided my CIA TK/SI background check document from 1986. I’ve redacted portions of it myself.

At the height of the Cold War, when President Ronald Reagan was calling the Soviet Union the “Evil Empire,” I applied to the SOVA (Soviet Analysis) section of the CIA at Langley, Va. Additionally, I submitted to three polygraphs. The first polygraph was given at CIA Headquarters in Langley and two subsequent polygraphs were administered off-site in the suburbs of Washington D.C.

Could you pass a similar background check?

P.S. Ultimately, I never worked for the CIA. Or did I?

 

Official Seal of the CIA

NBA coaches with at least 200 wins and a .500 winning percentage who have not won a Championship!

NBA coaches with at least 200 wins and a .500 winning percentage who have not won a championship title, by number of playoff wins and finals appearances

  REG. SEASON PLAYOFFS
COACH YEARS WINS WIN% WINS FINALS
Jerry Sloan 26 1,221 .603 98 2
George Karl 27 1,175 .588 80 1
Rick Adelman 23 1,042 .582 79 2
Don Nelson 31 1,335 .557 75 0
Mike D’Antoni 16 668 .561 49 0
Stan Van Gundy 12 523 .577 48 1
Scott Brooks 11 486 .568 48 1
John MacLeod 18 707 .518 47 1
Flip Saunders 17 654 .525 47 0
Mike Brown 8 347 .616 47 1
Jeff Van Gundy 11 430 .575 44 1
Del Harris 14 556 .549 38 1
Cotton Fitzsimmons 21 832 .518 35 0
Doug Moe 15 628 .543 33 0
Fred Schaus 7 315 .563 33 0
Frank Vogel 9 353 .536 31 0
Joe Lapchick 9 326 .569 30 0
Mike Budenholzer 7 326 .585 27 0
Paul Westphal 10 318 .533 27 1
Brad Stevens 7 313 .563 27 0
Richie Guerin 8 327 .529 26 0
Tom Thibodeau 8 352 .589 24 0
Doug Collins 11 442 .521 23 0
Avery Johnson 7 254 .577 23 1
Dwane Casey 11 434 .524 21 0
Butch van Breda Kolff 9 266 .513 21 0
Mike Fratello 17 667 .549 20 0
Terry Stotts 12 469 .508 20 0
Stan Albeck 7 307 .535 18 0
Nate McMillan 16 655 .528 17 0
Bob Hill 9 310 .514 17 0
Billy Donovan 5 239 .610 15 0
Paul Seymour 8 271 .529 14 0
Kevin McHale 7 232 .556 13 0
Quin Snyder 6 268 .565 10 0
Vinny Del Negro 5 210 .533 10 0
Mike Malone 7 255 .511 7 0
Allan Bristow 5 207 .505 5 0