Once upon a time, I may have been a pig farmer. And there is nothing wrong with that.

You know, whenever you hear about someone claiming that they are reincarnated from a previous life, the following seems to be true: they once were a prince, princess, queen or king. Or maybe a duke, duchess, earl, shaman. Whatever.

I am proud to announce right here and now that I, if I am indeed reincarnated, was probably a pig farmer in a previous life somewhere in medieval Germany.

Hey, bacon had to come from somewhere.

Now top that, you grandees.